I haven't made any new year resolutions at all this year. I don't think I made any last December either but there are always a few thoughts running around my head as we approach another January that I probably should pay more heed to than I do. Still, it always strikes me as a bit odd why people wait right until the start of a new year before taking action about something that has possibly become a bit of a vice in their lives. I read on the news this morning that January is the most popular month to give up smoking with one in every eight smokers making an attempt to stop. It reminds me of a good friend who has tried numerous times and many new years to give up the weed and yet on the last day of the year smokes as many as he can with the thought that it will be his last day inhaling nicotine. He has failed miserably every time - so far. For others today will be the day they resolve to do something about their over expanded waistlines, their excessive use of alcohol, their chocolate addiction, their sweet craving or some other area that has become vice-like in its control. Many will use today in the same way as the smokers to have their last plate of chips, bar of chocolate, packet of candy, pint of lager, glass of whisky and most will fail miserably. Why? Because they enjoy too much what they are trying to give up. Why else would they plan to stop on a certain day of the year, make little effort or preparation before that day and on the the eve of their resolution coming into effect, have one last binge, just for old time's sake? Monday, 31 December 2007
C is for CANDY
I haven't made any new year resolutions at all this year. I don't think I made any last December either but there are always a few thoughts running around my head as we approach another January that I probably should pay more heed to than I do. Still, it always strikes me as a bit odd why people wait right until the start of a new year before taking action about something that has possibly become a bit of a vice in their lives. I read on the news this morning that January is the most popular month to give up smoking with one in every eight smokers making an attempt to stop. It reminds me of a good friend who has tried numerous times and many new years to give up the weed and yet on the last day of the year smokes as many as he can with the thought that it will be his last day inhaling nicotine. He has failed miserably every time - so far. For others today will be the day they resolve to do something about their over expanded waistlines, their excessive use of alcohol, their chocolate addiction, their sweet craving or some other area that has become vice-like in its control. Many will use today in the same way as the smokers to have their last plate of chips, bar of chocolate, packet of candy, pint of lager, glass of whisky and most will fail miserably. Why? Because they enjoy too much what they are trying to give up. Why else would they plan to stop on a certain day of the year, make little effort or preparation before that day and on the the eve of their resolution coming into effect, have one last binge, just for old time's sake? Sunday, 30 December 2007
C is for COFFEE
They tell me that coffee is an acquired taste, that you just don't wake up one morning and love the stuff, but that its flavour actually has to grow on you so that over a period of time you just come to really like it. I don't know the answer to that but I guess there's a high element of truth in it. We didn't have coffee in our house when I grew up. Tea was the national and local drink of the time and it had to be well stewed on the cooker before serving. Dad liked to be the last to get a pour and he always said that it had to be so strong that you could stand on it before he would drink it. But coffee he and mum never really touched. We did have a bottle of Camp coffee in one of the cupboards though it really wasn't coffee at all, but a mixture of water, coffee, chicory and sugar in a brown liquid that wasn't the least bit appetising and that mum only used when baking a coffee cake.Saturday, 29 December 2007
C is for COPE
It was a red bricked building with little yellow bricks making a nice, interlocking design on the corners. The roof was slated and several chimneys jutted out through openings of the one storey creation. As you walked in through the front gates, the first sight to greet your eyes was the rather strange hexagonal shaped section and to its immediate right, the main entrance which was nothing more than a normal house front door. The whole building, from the outside, bore little resemblance to a school and sat adjacent to a much larger two storey dwelling house that was designed and built using the same brick but in all my time there, was not related to the educational establishment. The school building and, I presume , the neighbouring house, had first appeared in the early nineteen hundreds to replace the original school established by the Cope family who owned the large estate in the village and provided work for many of its inhabitants and by the time I was leaving, it would only have a few more years to operate as a school.Friday, 28 December 2007
C is for CHRISTMAS
So, was it worth all the fuss in the end? All the endless lists of things to do, presents to buy, food to get, cards to send, people to visit and all for just one day. I don't know of any other day in the whole of the year which requires so much preparation and often causes so much consternation among individuals. For weeks, we spend our time wrapping, putting up decorations, standing in queues, rushing, carrying plastic bags with a variety of shop motifs displayed, buying stamps, checking who has sent us cards and who hasn't, dreading that a card might arrive from someone whom we have forgotten about. And as the big day gets closer we become more frantic, buying extra bottles of liquid refreshment, more food just in case we run out, a few extra stocking fillers for our nearest and dearest and, inevitably, even on Christmas Eve many of us will be found back out in the towns, with just a few small things on a list that we forgot about and must have before the twenty fifth. We even find time to fit in a few carol services and maybe even a Christmas Eve gathering at church before the final preparations begin. Then the day arrives and the kids are up at four o'clock to check that Santa has left everything they asked for and we are dragged out of bed at an ungodly hour to share in their happiness, maybe even record it for posterity with our camera or video recorder, while cartoons blare from the television and compete with the Now 150 CD that you wish Santa had forgotten about in their stocking. Oh well, there's no point in going back to bed now, after all it will be daylight in less than four hours so we make a cup of tea, change bread into toast and amid the tonnes of wrapping paper spread around the room, the noise and the toys we start to prepare dinner.Thursday, 27 December 2007
R is for REVISE
There were two times of the year that, like most kids, I didn't look forward to with any excitement or pleasure at school, the dates of the school exams. Normally they were held either just before Christmas or in early January and then again in June, but the further you moved through the year groups the more exams and test seemed to appear until there was hardly a month went by that some form of revision wasn't necessary. Occasionally a few of the more inconsiderate teachers would spring a surprise test on the class with no prior warning and therefore no chance to revise so at least if you did poorly in one of these you could always claim that you never had the chance to properly prepare but there were no such excuses for the Christmas and summer exams though sometimes there were genuine reasons for poor performance. I remember around about second year having to withstand a torrent of abuse from a teacher, not all of which was verbal, because my Biology score was less than impressive though it never seemed to enter his head that, along with another student who had recorded an equally unmemorable result, we were the only two pupils who had completed the first term without a text book, mainly due to his miscalculations when ordering, so revision was virtually impossible. But you don't really say that when you're twelve!Wednesday, 26 December 2007
R is for RELATIVE
My granny and grandad lived in a huge house on the east side of Belfast. It was called Park Avenue and was in fact two houses joined together. Their neighbour, a Mr. Ruddell, lived alone and I never saw him face to face during my visits though occasionally I would catch a glimpse of a figure in an overcoat and hat, walking around his garden. I don't know what happened to his part of the house when he died but it was never occupied again. My grandparents' house had a very large garden with lots of little concrete paths meandering through the lawns and flower beds. There was a driveway from the front gates of about fifty yards , covered in tiny pebbles and leading to two sets of steps that ended at an ornate front porch. Inside was lots of old furniture that my grandad had picked cheaply at auctions and , though I was young when they lived there, all the rooms seemed to be large. To the right of the front door and halfway down the hall was a wide staircase the wound its way up to the second storey and had the smoothest banister that I have ever had the pleasure of sliding down. To the back of the house was a smaller, narrower staircase, that, I presume, was used by servants in a previous life of the house. I often stayed in the house during the summer with mum and my sister and spent hours on a little push scooter whizzing though the little paths, under the ornamental arches and down the many sets of concrete steps or sometimes taking out one of the hockey sticks belonging to my uncle and pushing a ball about on the lawn. But the main memories of the house was always Boxing Day for all the relatives were summoned to attend a massive feast and everyone duly obliged. Tuesday, 25 December 2007
R is for REDEEM
It's Christmas Day once again and by now you probably have opened all the gifts that you received from relatives and friends. I have still to open mine but already I know that in among all the soft and hard shapes lying at the foot of the Christmas tree are one or two envelopes. I know because we put them there for the two lads. They contain vouchers of various sorts that can be redeemed at some of the stores in town and it allows them to get what they really want for Christmas. It takes more thought than you can imagine for you need to know the type of stores that twenty year olds like to but from but it's certainly more straight forward than running around toy shops and the like, which we used to do when they were small, even though that was great fun in itself. I suppose if it's not vouchers nowadays, then we probably do most of our festive shopping wither online or at Argos!Monday, 24 December 2007
R is for READ
I have a confession to make, though it's hardly earth-shattering. This is not my confession but I'm on my way to making it before I finish. When I was at school, my favourite subject was probably English, though that was probably because it was my best subject at the time. I wasn't a keen reader at all, in fact I found some of the stuff we had to read at school positively boring and uninteresting. Anyway, I found the grammar and spelling end fairly straight forward but when it came to some of the literature we had thrown at us, I can't say I found it very stimulating. I'm sure if you're reading this you can probably identify with your own experience. Anyway, we used to study poems, which I always found quite interesting, but could never understand how one person's interpretation of another's writing had to be the only correct one. Often I felt that the teacher and indeed the commentators used to read into things in poems that probably the author had never intended but you were always too afraid too offer such an opinion because corporal punishment was still in existence! Anyway, like everyone else I read Wordsworth, Keats, Shelley, Yeats and all the other 'greats' and also studied Shakespeare, where the language was even more difficult to understand than the Bible. And I coped with it all. But when it came to the novels, well too many were just a complete turnoff and I put up with the daily drudgery of reading chapters that provided no interest. By the time I had reached fifth year and the dreaded O levels, I was totally into factual books and had little time for any form of fiction which, unfortunately, happened to form a sizeable chunk of my course. One book in particular had to be read because it was certain to be part of the exam. It was a book titled 'Bitter Lemons' by Lawrence Durrell and all about the conflict between the Turkish and Greek communities on the island of Cyprus, or so I'm reliably informed. Maybe you're getting the drift already. I did make a start, but for a fifteen year old boy, it didn't really make the sort of inspirational bedtime reading that I had hoped for and long before the end of the first chapter I had given up all hope. And here's the confession. I knew I had to read it for my exam but I never got round to it, except for one chapter in the middle of the book that the teacher had suggested might be a strong possibility for a question. And that's exactly what happened. You may think I was lucky or even downright stupid, you might even think it was a risk too far but I went into that exam having only read the one chapter and came out having only needed to. I passed the exam but I always felt that I short changed my teacher and the examiner. So some day I plan to read the whole book just to see what it was all about, for I have great respect for its author. I suppose that's the beauty of books. Everyone is drawn to a different style of writing and there is enough variety out there for all to enjoy, even though two people's opinions about the same book may be vastly different. Over the past ten years I've bought a lot of novels for my pupils and often, there is no one more discerning than a child, for if they don't like a book, they will tell you. A few years ago an inspector recommended a book he felt I simply must get for my class, saying how wonderfully it was written, how it had become a classic and what a brilliant story it was form start to finish, just the sort of book that was perfect for developing their love of reading. So I bought a set of six for the room but soon discovered that an adult's view of a good read and that of a child are two completely different entities and for the past few years, the set has been gathering dust in my reading cupboard. Even when I try to encourage my best readers to try it, within a couple of days, the copy is back on my desk with a plea to try something else.
Today, I'm still not a fiction reader, though I dabble occasionally, preferring to mull over an autobiography or a book full of facts. I think that's why I find the Bible so appealing for it's full of history, packed with autobiographies and real life experiences and the poetry is outstanding. But the greatest thing about it is that it was inspired by the greatest author ever, the Author of Life itself and within its pages we are constantly directed towards His love for us and the provision He has made for us to be with Him. Bu God not only writes what He wants us to read , He also reads what He writes. In Revelation 20v15 I am reminded that 'If anyone's name was not found written in the book of life, he was thrown into the lake of fire.' Will God read your name there. Remember He deals in fact not fiction!
Sunday, 23 December 2007
R is for RADIO
We had two radios in the house when I was growing up though we tended to call each one a wireless. The first was a really old one that had been around for longer than I can remember. It was portable in the sense that it could be moved but not in the sense that you could carry it if you were going for a walk. It was about the height of a medium sized cereal box but twice the depth and its wooden casing was greenish blue with hints of a creamy-yellow colour on the speaker grille. All the knobs were on top as was the tuning scale but they basically amounted to an on/off switch that doubled as a volume control, a selector for medium or long wave and a tuning knob. You knew when you had reached the correct station because a little vertical red line on the tuner settled over the station that you wanted. The inside of the 'wireless' could be reached by removing the whole back cover and this revealed a series of large valves in the top half and underneath a huge battery, cuboid in shape and about the size of four pounds of butter laid side by side. It was usually tuned into Radio Ulster or whatever it was called in those days so that our parents could hear the news as many times as possible in day and the only other place the tuner knew on the scale was RTE radio which dad used every evening at around half past six to listen to the cattle prices from different markets around Ireland. Every morning when you would waken up, you could hear the muffled voice of a radio presenter downstairs, reading the news or informing us what sort of weather to expect so you knew it must be nearly time to get up. The other radio was powered by electricity and sat on the trolley underneath the television. It was much more ornate and was completely dark brown in colour with a tuning scale that lit up and had three or four different wavelengths and lovely large round tuning and volume knobs. It was used more and more as the original wireless began to give up the ghost. Saturday, 22 December 2007
R is for RELIGIOUS
They have always had a saying around our parts for someone who becomes a Christian. ' Your man's got good livin' they'll say and immediately we all know what they mean. It's a strange kind of phrase to use and I don't know why some people can't just say, 'he's become a Christian' or 'he's got saved' or 'he's converted'. It's as if Christian, converted and saved are words they're afraid to use or just can't bring themselves to utter. Maybe it pricks the conscience too much towards self-examination and maybe there are those who are afraid of what they might find. Yet the phrase 'good livin' is almost always used with respect towards the subject of their statement in an almost 'leave him alone' sort of attitude, but two things always cross my mind when I hear it said. First, by using it, are they suggesting that they consider themselves to be 'bad livin'? For you can't be both. Yet I know of many who would be offended to be placed in the latter category. But secondly and more worryingly, 'good livin' doesn't necessarily make them have to admit that God is central in the whole change that has taken place. It's almost as if someone just came to their senses and decided to change including church in turning over a new leaf. Hey, but let's be honest, anyone who uses the phrase 'good livin' knows exactly what has happened. So what to such people consider to be 'good livin' There's no doubt that they see a religious element in the whole change, but usually the most obvious sign is a vastly different lifestyle, with certain vices and habits discarded and a distancing from the former friendship group and the places they used to frequent. Still, I get the feeling that they can't use the words religious and enjoyment in the same sentence when describing a 'good livin' person and maybe that's where their problem lies.Friday, 21 December 2007
R is for RENT
It was ten storeys high but everyone had their own story. In my three years imprisoned within its walls, I had lived on three different floors but had never reached either the top or the bottom. There was only one entry door that opened onto a communal living room with arm chairs that had obviously been bought in bulk and not the sort that you would entertain in your own house. The warden lived on this floor and there was a little counter with a bell where you could contact him if necessary and just across the way, two public telephones that, in the evenings, were constantly in use, since the mobile was still some years away from making its appearance. The only other areas of interest on the ground floor were the lifts doors that almost everyone used, the door leading to the stairs that only the energetic or those living on the lower floors ventured through and a little dark corridor that led to a television room capable of accommodating about twelve of the one hundred and fifty or so inmates. Each level above was more or less self contained and looked identical. There was a central kitchen area that looked out over a small lake and on the higher floors, offered panoramic views over part of the city but it was never busy and more likely to be only used regularly by students who lived there on a more semi-permanent basis that those of us who disappeared at the weekend. Each room inside also followed a similar pattern, with a bed, chair and desk all acquired from the same supplier as the living room chairs and a little wash corner that housed a basin and a few shelves. But this was no en-suite for toilet, bath and shower facilities were communal, though even you never really got to know your neighbours. It was basic, but for three years of university life it was adequate so I paid the rent and just got on with it. And we are still looking forward to our new home, the one that Jesus has gone to get ready, for he left his disciples with this promise,'In my Father's house are many rooms; if it were not so, I would have told you. I am going there to prepare a place for you.' But we have to be ready for the move and have made our own preparations for when he returns to take us there. That means trusting in the One who said He will return. In all the place I have lived, I have never wanted to move back to the previous place, because I know that where I am, it is better than before. And that's the way I still think, knowing that what Jesus has prepared for me is far better than anything I have here. In the week that we remember Him making His temporary home on earth, let's make plans for a more permanent dwelling where we never have to pay to stay for ever.
Thursday, 20 December 2007
R is for RUTH
Don't you just adore a good love story. Something that puts 'Gone with the Wind' well into second place. A real tear jerker. One of those 'happy ever after' tales that just leaves you with that good feeling in the pit of your stomach and a smile on your face. Ruth's story is just like that. I think it's my favourite story in the whole of the Bible, so much so in fact, that a few years ago we made a video about it in school with some of the children and when we watched it the other day, apart from the fact that we all look older now, we were pleasantly surprised with our efforts. But more than that, I think we began to remember just how more it is than just an extraordinary love story. So, first, for all of you who have forgotten or never knew, here's a quick review. Wednesday, 19 December 2007
R is for RECORDER
I bought it from a guy who only live about nine miles away from me but whom I never knew until we went to university together. Even then he was really only an acquaintance but happened to be an acquaintance with something that I liked. I should say that covet is probably the wrong word to use here but the thought had crossed my mind that it mightn't be so far off the mark. He was into hi-fi in a big way. I hadn't even knocked the door. But someone told me that he might have a tape recorder for sale. Not just an ordinary tape recorder but a big upright one that held tow large reels and was the closest thing to having a recording studio that existed. He used it for making recordings of his albums so as not to have to play the vinyl discs and preserve their quality while listening in perfect stereo to the big recorder. But he just didn't see the potential in the machine, probably because he wasn't interested in playing music in an instrument sort of way. I had researched for months how to be able to record more than one instrument playing a piece of music and so sound like a one man band and all roads had only led me to one affordable solution, the Akai 4000 and suddenly it lay directly in my path, though someone else was still holding it! It didn't take much persuasion to make a student part with a peripheral possession for about £100 and I didn't need any time to make a decision either. R is for RAWHIDE
It was the first time I had seen Clint Eastwood, but I hadn't a clue who he was. I only knew him as Rowdy Yates. HE was a sort of assistant to Gil Favor who was the boss of what seemed like a continuous cattle drive across America that never started or ended anywhere. Along the way, they encountered all sorts of problems, some of their own making but by the time the hour was up, everything was solved and the cowboys were back up on their horses and responding to Mr Favor's catchphrase 'Move 'em up and head 'em out!' By the end of 1966 they had all headed out after over 200 black and white episodes, most of which I had probably seen but none of which I can remember. Rowdy would soon become the man with no name for quite a few dollars more and Gil alias Eric Fleming would drown during other filming. Monday, 17 December 2007
R is for ROAD
It was only a short journey of about a quarter of a mile, part of it on the main road between Loughgall and Moy and the rest along the narrower stretch that led up a steep hill towards home. This latter part of tarmac was only wide enough for one vehicle to travel along and was bordered on one side by our orchard and on the other by a field that we called 'the wee orchard' but over a period of years and mostly before I was born, the apple trees had either died or been uprooted and now only a few remained, along with one or two pear trees and a row of damson trees near the bottom hedge. These plum trees were very delicate in nature, their branches unlikely to support a human, without snapping, but strangely when a ladder was placed across several of them, their combined strength allowed dad, on many occasions, to climb the ladder and pull the damsons. There was, however, more than one occasion that he was probably too confident and ended up in the adjacent hedge among the briars. When I was very young, the old hedge bordering the road had a stone wall base and any gaps in the hedge above it had been fortified by the faithful barbed wire that neither man nor beast would attempt to pass through. However, at some satge the swhole thing was removed and replaced by a wooden fence, covered on the lower end by strong netting wire and above with a couple of strands of the barbed variety. Sunday, 16 December 2007
R is for RAZOR
It was a very twisty road and though not the main thoroughfare, was a busy route at around 8:30 on any weekday morning, mainly because it was considered to be a short cut across country. I travelled the road for years in both directions but the morning journey was always the most frantic for that was the time when I chose to shave on many days. I can imagine your consternation at the thought of shaving foam, a bowl of water and a razor sitting on the passenger seat and yours truly attempting to remove facial hair with the odd glance in the rear view mirror and an occasional look at the road ahead, so it's only fair to come clean and admit that it just wasn't like that. To get a more accurate mental picture, takeaway the bowl and the foam and replace the blade razor with a battery powered one and you are pretty well spot-on with the situation. Now don't misunderstand me. I often shaved at home but the little pocket razor which I had since my student days always nestled in the driver's door compartment and on those occasions when I was rushed in the morning, it regularly saw the light of day and the side of my chin. However, increasingly I discovered that I could save much more time if I decided to forego the home shave and just remove the bristles on a quiet stretch of road along the way. And this quiet stretch was ideal, except it wasn't so quiet and had more twists than a Sherlock Holmes story. Anyway, if you had met me in the morning, you probably wouldn't have noticed anything strange, for I became adept at pausing every time I met a car, though I have to confess, over the years there were one or two very close shaves! The secret of course was to use the mirror as little as possible and simply go by the feel on the face and though this appeared to work reasonably well, it was still quite possible to leave some areas untouched. When the shave was finished, the second job was always to dispose of the shavings that had collected. This was a simple job in comparison as it only involved winding down the window and holding the battery razor into the wind. Then by a small switch it was possible to open the hinged top and all the remains were scattered across the countryside, or on occasions when the wind was strong, back into the car!Saturday, 15 December 2007
R is for RUGBY
They say it is a thug's game played by gentlemen, or is it the other way round? I can't remember, but I was about to find out. I'd just kicked the ball up the field and whether the flanker was annoyed that he hadn't managed to tackle me first or was just exhibiting normal behaviour, I'll never really know. For whatever reason, I found myself running towards where the ball landed with this less than charming member of the opposition parallel to my left ear. He seemed disinterested in where the ball was or indeed the score, but more concerned about expressing his anger using a wide vocabulary of expletives. I don't know if it was my indifference to his remarks or the smile which suggested that I had won this particular battle but as we parted company, he signalled his departure with a swinging arm to my face. Fortunately his aim was about as good as his tackling and I think in that moment I decided that sometimes rugby can be a thug's game played by thugs!